alias: Karst or Karstie
Real Name: Tasha
Age: that's for em to know and for you to find out!
interests: hrmm angelo *dies*, drawing, reading (mostly Sherlock Holmes books), not doing my homework, Washington 33,and math o_o
dilikes: stalkers (at school xD), anna, homework, history, california, and stupid people who nevr know who they are tlaking about (like john kerry)
I bet you all were thinking something perverted with the entry ;D perverts!!!
I'm eating a mango....thus....I;M GONNA TEACH YOU ALL HOW TO PREPARE ONE!!!
1) wash the mango off in water...this helps moisten the skin
2) Take a peeler thing and slowly and gently begin to peel off the mango's skin
*WARNING* If you don't peel off the skin you're gonna get sick!! REEEAAALLLL SIIICCCKKK!!!!
*WARNING* You can eat a mango two different ways....way one has 6 steps. Way 2 has 10 steps!
*****WAY ONE!!!!*****
1) Get a knife!
2) Put the knife to the mango's neck and slice that mutha fusker!!!
3)Keep up your insane slicing!!!
4) More slicing...isn't this a great way to take your killing urges out on something??
5) Your done....Hopefully you were putting all these slices in a bowl!!
6) EAT THE DAMN SLICES!! NOOOOOWWWW
*****WAY TWO******
1) Go rinse off the mango so the excess sticky will go away
2) Pick a spot on the mango you wanna bite (middle is best)
3) Place your mouth on that spot
4) Open your mouth
5) Slooooowwwllllyyyyy sink your teeth into the mango's belly!!! GIVE IT PAIN!!!
6) BITE THE HELL OUTTA IT!!!
7) KEEP UP THE BITING!!!
8) BITE THAT BITCH LIKE THE BETTERMAN DUDE!!!!
9) Ok you've eaten a mango the messy way!! CONGRATS!!
10) GO WASH YOUR FACE AND HANDS!!!!! And if you have braces...(like I do) You might wanna go brush your teeth so you don't have to have all that mango hanging from your brackets and shiiittt~~~
*****WARNING*****
MANGO JUICE STAINS CLOTHES!! SO IF YOU GOT ANY ON YOUR SHIRT IN THIS PROCESS OF EATING A MANGO EITHER WAY ONE OR WAY TWO THEN YOU RUINED YOUR SHIRT!!
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DUMBASS!!!! ROTF!!!
I hope you all enjoyed reading about a mango's death.....YOU MURDERERS!!!!
Now to the real thing!
~~I haven't been to shool all week....because I'm switching schools! ;D And Red *the irl Red not lmao* if you are reading this....I'LL MISS YOU AND COPYING YOUR HOMEWORK!!! ;___________; Ahahahaahah newayz!!!
I am a lazy biznatch!!! And my wisdom teeth are growing in on both sides....and it hurts like a bitch!!! FUCK!!! OOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOPWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWW! !! I just bit down on an ice cube on my left one ;_; I am so hated by thre things so close to me!!!!
Okay well I'm bored....lazy and I'm gonna post a picture of my eye....ON SHEEZYART!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SILLY DUMBASSES!!! go to: [link] and if that dun work....then go to SheezyArt and just know my screen name there is Karst !!!!!
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Okay I'm done! Well I'm out...I NEED TO GO PLAY FFX AND BEAT IT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!!!!!!!! GAH *_*